Wednesday, January 7, 2009

BRINGITON

JUST PEDALED INTO WORK
LATELY I'M TRYING TO RIDE SLOW, YEAH SLOW
AND I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT I'VE HAD MORE NEAR DEATH EXXPERIENCES.

tAKE TODAY WHEN SOM IDIOT IN A RUSH BEHIND ME NEAR 50TH AND FARNAM STARTED WAILING ON HIS HORN, I STAYED THE COURSE THAN BEGUN TO ACT ALL CRAZY LIKE AND BEGAN YELLING AND SCREAMING, THE LIGHT WAS TURING YELLOW WHICH, I THINK MEANS SLOW THE F**K DOWN. THEY REVVED ON THEIR PEDDLE, AND IN THE PROCESS CAME SO CLOSE TO ME THAT THETY BRUSHED MY ARM.THEY CONTINUED ON TO RUN THE RED LIGHT, AS CARS LOOKED DUMBFOUNDED WHEN THE CAR MINDYOU RAN THE LIGHT AFTER HITTING ME, AS I TRAKSTANDED UNTIL GREEN LIGHT GO.

HIT THE STREETS OMAHA!

2 comments:

Andrew Chasteen Photography said...

Middle fingers flyin!

EB said...

IM TRYIN TO CHANGE THAT
SO NOW I BLOW PEOPLE KISSES